#2 They can get a court order for anything they need regardless of how you feel about it.
#3 They wear asinine mirrored sunglasses so you can’t see their eyes or know what they’re thinking.
#4 They own handcuffs, even if they can’t find the keys.
#5 They have great lips.
#6 They have crazy dogs with issues.
#7 They’re arrogant.
#8 They can kiss. Boy, can they kiss.
#9They will get your family’s approval, even if they don’t have yours.
#10 They just might make you fall in love.