#1 Cops are never around when you need them, but always underfoot when you don’t.
#2 They can get a court order for anything they need regardless of how you feel about it.
#3 They wear asinine mirrored sunglasses so you can’t see their eyes or know what they’re thinking.
#4 They own handcuffs, even if they can’t find the keys.
#5 They have great lips.
#6 They have crazy dogs with issues.
#7 They’re arrogant.
#8 They can kiss. Boy, can they kiss.
#9They will get your family’s approval, even if they don’t have yours.
#10 They just might make you fall in love.
amie louellen 
Loved the list. Made me smile over my cup of coffee, even if I am still in that bleary-eyed muzzy-headed state. Well done!
That’s the list I was looking for when I read your fantastic book. I’m replacing #5 with: They make you get frosting on your ass. Loved it.
*snort* That’s rocks, Nana!